School jokes
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When a teacher closes his eyes, why should it remind him of an empty classroom?
Because there are no pupils to see!
Why did the teacher put the lights on?
Because the class was so dim!
Teacher: How much is half of 8?
Pupil: Up and down or across?
Teacher: What do you mean?
Pupil: Well, up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!
Great news, teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine.
So what's so great about that?
It's snowing outside!
Teacher: Where is your homework?
Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had
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