School jokes
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Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?
Joseph: Because of a sign down the road.
Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?
Joseph: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"
A little kid's in school, taking a true-false test and he's flipping a coin. At the end of the test he's flipping the coin again. The teacher says, "What are you doing?" He says, "Checking my answers."
What do you get when you add 2 apples to 3 apples? A senior high school math problem.
How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.
How many students does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Light bulb changing isn't in the course notes.
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