School jokes
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What's the longest piece of furniture in the school? The multiplication table.
Teacher: What happened to your homework?
Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.
School Principal: I've called you into my office, Peter, because I want to talk to you about two words I wish you wouldn't use so often. One is "great" and the other is "lousy." Peter: Certainly, sir. What are they?
'I'm not going to school today,' Alexander said to his mother. 'The teachers bully me and the boys in my class don't like me.'
'Why ?'
'Firstly, you're 35 years old. Secondly, you're the principal.'
Boy to Friend: I'm sorry, I won't be able to go out after school. I promised Dad that I would stay in and help him with my homework.
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