School jokes
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'Ann!' the teacher shouted one day at the girl who had been daydreaming out the window. 'If India has the world's second largest population, oranges are 50 cents for six and it costs $3 for a day return to Austin, how old am I ?
'Thirty two!'
'Why did you say that ?'
'Well, my brother's sixteen and he's half mad !'
Mother: Did you enjoy the school outing, dear ?
Jane: Yes, and we're going again tomorrow.
Mother: Really ? Why's that ?
Jane: To try and find the kids we left behind.
Why were you late ?
Sorry, teacher, I overslept.
You mean you need to sleep at home too !
Teacher: That's quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it ?
Pupil: I don't know teacher. What will you give me ?
Our teacher talks to herself does yours ?
Yes, but she does't realise it, she thinks we're actually listening !
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