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TEACHER: Jackie, take 932 from 1,439. What is the difference?
Stella: That's what I say, what's the difference`?
Fred: I've added these figures ten times.
Teacher: Good work!
Fred: And here are my ten answers !
Teacher: If I gave you three rabbits today and five rabbits tomorrow, how many rabbits would you have?
Jackie: Nine.
Teacher: That's not right, you'd have eight.
Jackie: No, Teacher, I'd have nine. I already have one rabbit at home!
"Our teacher has a bad memory. For three days she asked us how much is two and two. We told her it was four. But she still doesn't know. Today she asked us again!"
How are you doing in arithmetic ?
I've learned to add up the zeros, but the numbers are still giving me trouble.
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