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Teacher : Tommy, put some more water in the fish tank !
Pupil : Why, Miss, I only put some in yesterday and he hasn't drunk that yet !
Teacher : Were you copying his sums ?
Pupil : No Sir, just seeing if he got mine right !
Teacher : What are you reading ?
Pupil : I dunno !
Teacher : But you're reading aloud !
Pupil : But I'm not listening !
Teacher : What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air ?
Pupil : It's stolen !
Teacher : Make up a sentence using the word lettuce !
Pupil : Let us out of school early !
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