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Teacher : Billy, please don't whistle while studying.
Billy : Oh, but I'm not studying - just whistling !
Teacher : Give me a sentence with the words defence, defeat and detail in it.
Pupil : When a horse jumps over defence, defeat go before detail !
Teacher : If you had five apples on your desk and the boy next to you took three what would you have ?
Pupil : A fight !
Teacher : What is a comet ?
Pupil : A star with a tail
Teacher: Can you name one ?
Pupil: Lassie !
Teacher : The word politics - can you give me an example of how to use it ?
Pupil : My parrot swallowed a watch and now Polly ticks !
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