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Where do children learn their ABC's ?
At LMN-tary school !
Teacher : Tommy you try my patience !
Tommy: No, teacher you had better try mine. There's more of it !
Teacher: This note from your father looks like your handwriting ?
Pupil: Well, yes, he borrowed my pen !
Teacher : Would you at the back of the room stop passing notes.
Pupil : We're not passing notes. We're playing cards !
Are you in the top half of your class ?
No, I'm one of the students who make the top half possible !
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