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Teacher: What time do you get up in the morning ?
About an hour and a half after I arrived at school
Mother: How do you like your new teacher ?
Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one !
Mother: Does your teacher like you ?
Son: Like me, she loves me. Look at all those X's on my test paper !
Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year ?
Pupil: 12 - 2nd January, 2nd February...!
Teacher: This is the third time I've had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that?
Pupil: Thank heavens it's Friday !
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