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Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of
Pupil: Life imprisonment !
Teacher: Fred can you find me Australia on the map please ?
Pupil: There it is
Teacher: Now, Louise, who discovered Australia ?
Pupil: Fred did !
Teacher: What's the longest word in the English language ?
Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
Teacher: I wished you would pay a little attention
Pupil: I'm paying as little as I can !
Teacher: In what part of the world are the people most ignorant ?
Pupil: Hong Kong
Teacher: Why do you say that ?
Pupil: That's where the atlas says the population is most dense !
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