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Teacher: You seem very well read, have you read Shakespeare ?
Pupil: No
Teacher: What have you read then ?
Pupil: Umm, I've got red hair !
Teacher: In music, if "f" means "forte", what does "ff" mean ?
Pupil: Eighty
Teacher: Can you tell me something important that didn't exist 100 years ago ?
Pupil: Me !
Teacher: Why have you got cotton wool in your ears, do you have an infection ?
Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!
Teacher: Name two pronouns ?
Pupil: Who ?, me ?
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