Caspar: I was the teacher's pet last year.
Jaspar: Why was that?
Caspar: She couldn't afford a dog.
Teacher: What is the formula for water ?
Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you ?
George: Sure, you said H to O !
TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
Q: What did one math book say to the other?
A: Man I got a lot of problems!
Q. Why did the jellybean go to school?
A. Because he wanted to be a smarty